The red sports car driving young man with bed head hair, did not come home last night.
Friday seems to be his day off from what I’ve observed. I’ve also observed that he brings home a lot of fast food bags.
He’s quite the solitary fellow. I’ve never seen him with anyone. Until yesterday. Yesterday he was in the company of a young woman. The two got into his 2-seater red sports car & drove away. And, he didn’t come home last night.
I’m sure he’s in a McDonald’s food coma somewhere and feeling much too bloated to have made it home. Yup, I’m sure that’s it.