Current Resident

I made the trek to the mail house to see what the postal service has brought me. Normally it’s junk mail for Current Resident. I may change my name to that. It’s kind of catchy.

Along the way I passed a UHaul trailer. It’s that time of the month where new tenants move in. No it’s not, who moves in on the 22nd?!

Anyway, there was couple unloading the U-Haul. The man, using that loving & caressing tone turned towards the woman and said, “Hey! HEY YOU!” She ignored him. I’d say he’s not getting any tonight.

I opened my mailbox and hoorah, the dark hoodie I ordered has arrived. Now my life of crime can begin.


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