This Place Is Making Me Paranoid

Mrs. Kravitz had a knock at her door yesterday at around 4:20 pm. After looking through the peephole and determining it was not UPS, FEDEX nor a maintenance gnome, Mrs. Kravitz did something she never does. She opened the door!

Standing there was a slightly unkempt young man. He had nothing with him except for a pen which he held in one hand and kept thwacking into the palm of the other hand. His first words were, “I’m not selling anything.” Continue reading

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Have you ever heard the sound a pack of hyenas make when they’re attacking prey? That’s the same sound my neighbors downstairs make when they’re doing the wild thing.

I hope they finish soon. (Yes, I do watch too much Nat Geo Wild.)